1. If I were a fruit I'd be: a grape.
2. If I were a colour I'd be: purple (because I'm a grape)
3. If I were an animal I'd be: a Frog....
4. If I were a domestic appliance I'd be: a coffee maker.
5. If I were a book I'd be: made of paper.
6. If I were a clothing item I'd be: me Johnny shirt.
7. If I were a jewel I'd be: an emerald.
8. If I were an object I'd be: video camera.
9. If I were a car I'd be: a Saturn Vue.
10. If I were an element I'd be: Earth.
11. If I were a tree I'd be: a weeping willow.
12. If I were a drink I'd be: cold... or hot..... or ... room temperature.
13. If I were an ice cream flavor I'd be: cheesecake.
14. If I were a person I'd be: still human.
15. If I were a planet I'd be: Pluto... because, like me, it is NOT a planet.
16. If I were an insect I'd be: a beetle.......
17. If I were a transport I'd be: a scooter.
18. If I were a song I'd be: Your Mother Should Know by the Beatles.
19. If I were a movie I'd be: A Hard Day's Night.
20. If I were a season I'd be: Autumn
21. If I were a flower I'd be: a carnation.
22. If I were a job I'd be: a Gunther Toody's waitress.
23. If I were a cartoon I'd be: Spongebob.....
24. If I were a place I'd be: Liverpuddlian awesomeness.
25. If I were a gift I'd be: a book.
26. If I were a memory I'd be: dead.
27. If I were a city I'd be: Liverpooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.... England.
28. If I were a sense I'd be: Spidy.
29. If I were a game I'd be: Mario Kart.
30. If I were a candy I'd be: Chocolate.
31. If I were a time of the day I'd be: night.
32. If I were an invention I'd be: invented. or discovered?
33. If I were a bodypart I'd be: the nose.
34. If I were a country I'd be: USA? India? ENGLALANDDD?
35. If I were a flavor I'd be: orange.
36. If I were a sport I'd be: anything but a sport.
37. If I were a smell I'd be: scented.
39. If I were a subject I'd be: science.
40. If I were a flag I'd be: the USA flageroo.
41. If I were a building I'd be: an art gallery... for someone who actually has art to put in their art in.......... b/c I have none.
42. If I were a month I'd be: December.
43. If I were a perfume I'd be: allergic to myself. not reeallyy.....
44. If I were a gummy candy I'd be: gummy.... candy..
45. If I were a toy I'd be: i dunno.
46. If I were a textile I'd be: texturish.
47. If I were a shape I'd be: a square.
48. If I were a answer I'd be: Yes, why not? , or c....
49. If I were a liquor I'd be: not a liquor.
50. If I were a word I'd be: Incognito.